And now .... Some puns:
Two friends, Mr Saxhaven and Mr Fife decided to have a contest to see who could eat more tins of spaghetti. Unfortunately, on the day of the contest, Mr Fife had a loose tooth that broke free and couldn't compete. Mr Saxhaven didn't want to win by default so he continued and scoffed 9 tins of spaghetti.
The headline in the local paper was:
One tooth free for Fife, Saxhaven ate nine tins.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Two boll weevils grew up in Cornwall. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind, drove a tractor and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
