Hi there! Thanks for dropping by. I’m sure you’ll be disappointed.
This is an experimental site at the moment while I learn how to create a website - sorry about that.
There are, as yet, no products, nothing new, in fact nothing much at all. I’m afraid I’ve completely wasted your time. Please forgive me.
Oh.. All right then, here’s a joke:
An Amish family go into the city for the first time. The father & son went into a huge department store and they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked: “What is that father?”. The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
As the boy and his father watched in amazement, a fat, ugly old lady rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady went into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially, They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, “ Go get your mother.”